Sadie Hawkins Day: (excerpted from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadie_Hawkins_Day) Original story In Li’l Abner, Sadie Hawkins was the daughter of one of Dogpatch’s earliest settlers, Hekzebiah Hawkins. The “homeliest gal in all them hills”, she grew frantic waiting for suitors to come a-courtin’. When she reached the age of 35, still a spinster, her father was even more [...]